It’s -10 outside please stop wearing basketball shorts. We get It you’re straight
Fred Flintstone and The Great Gazoo
Bless the one who benefits humanity with gifts and prosperity
Bless the one who provides humanity with ear sugar
Bless be the Gilvasunner who provides us with excellent quality, amen
this controller will actually kill you in real life if you ever lose a game with it
a compilation of six prototype games we’re actively working on, you get to snag all of these!!!!!!!! what!!!!!!!!!! holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!
there will be music added later on and those who purchase /will/ be receiving the updates!!! WE GOT YALL’S BACKS DONT EVEN WORRY
alpha six loves u
its my birthday tomorrow!!! would anyone be up for a quick stream tonight??? i usually do birthday streams but i might be a bit busy with some stuff on that day
Hello everyone, I’m gonna be doing monochrome sketch commissions today, and the rest of the week, to raise money for a number of things.
So if you want me to draw you something like this
or any of these
here are the prices.
The prices on the left is what my prices usually are (I actually updated my commission post yesterday, with these new reduced prices), and the prices on the right are what I’m asking for in this stream. The super cheap stream price only counts for your initial commission, if you want more, gotta pay the still-pretty-cheap normal price. Also, I’ll cap the amount of commissions one person can get at three.
If you want a commission, let me know in the livestream chat, and then submit your character references to me via the tumblr submit button on my blog’s sidebar. Once I approve of the request, you can use the donate button on my blog’s sidebar to send your money, and then I’ll begin drawing.
A few additional rules:
- I am only doing monochrome pieces. No shading and no super pretty colors.
- No/minimal backgrounds
- Minimal object interaction allowed
- Will charge extra for complex designs. Also will charge extra for armor and robots.
- Text descriptions are discouraged, but if it’s all you have, I’ll work with it.
- I’ll draw OCs, your favorite cartoon or anime characters, OFF, Homestuck, Five Nights at Freddy’s, My Life Me, furries, boys, girls, muscles, robots, animals, aliens, monsters, monster-GIRLS, I’ll do whatever. just give me money.
- I will draw the SEXY, however, it must be kept pretty PG-13. That means no showing of nippies, and no bare genitalia, and no rear ends. As much of a fan of the human body as I am, I wanna keep my art pretty safe-for-work from now on. Swimsuits and underwear is pretty much as risky as I’ll go.
- Donations and tips are not only allowed, but also highly appreciated, welcome, and encouraged. I kinda’ really need money right now, so every little dollar helps!
SO! Let’s all have a good time and be nice and try to make money and draw.
My Livestream account’s name is rlyrlyrlybigman, so if you see someone talking in the stream chat by that name, it is me.
STANDARD STREAM RULES:
- You will be banned if you are caught bullying or harrassing the stream viewers or broadcasters. You will also be banned for using directly hateful, annoying, disruptive, or offensive language aimed at ruining someone else’s good time.
- If I don’t say that I’m taking requests or suggestions, don’t give me requests or suggestions. This particular stream is a commission stream, that means, I’ll only draw something for you if you pay me.
- Skype calls are reserved for good friends that I’ve been in calls with before. I apologize, but it’s not a good idea to get strangers to co-host.
Doing another stream today! The prices have increased slightly, but still affordable, I hope!
It is about 7:00 PM right now, August 28th and I’m gonna be streaming as long as I can, might even extend into tomorrow. So if you see this post, might as well stop by and see if it’s still going on. Hang out with us, Snag a commission, leave a tip, give yourself a tug, we’ll be glad to have you!
Lotsa new followers recently, thanks to a drawing reply to a popular post I made!
I’m not in a problematic situation and all is fine so far in my new appartment, but I still figured I could offer a few commissions.
I work with graphite, inks and photoshop, all with varying degrees of detail.
Sketches are 20 USD.
Clean lines with flat colors are 50 USD.
Complex pieces start at 75 USD.
There aren’t many things I’m not willing to draw, sexual content doesn’t bother me. Like, you really gotta push it far for me to go “yeah, nah”.
Send me a message here or on my deviantart page for questions and contact. I take paypal and money orders. I’ll start to draw when money is received.
For day crowd
this is 90% of people who say offensive shit “ironically” imxp
Hi, My name is Tud Hader. You may know me as my twitter handle @AdolfTurdPenisMcHitler recently this week one of my joke tweets where I say something stupid and wrong on purpose as a joke went viral and it was crazy. Me, All my friends and my girlfriend who is also a model thought it was wild and that it was crazy. We couldn’t believe that these people thought the wrong thing I wrote wasn’t wrong on purpose and that I was being serious. We all had a good laugh. This is the first time I have writtern an article about twitter besides the small quotes me and my online pal Ferd Herdy gave to Buzzfeed and Gawkster about so called ‘Wacky Twitter’ that we aren’t apart of those are some other guys we don’t like. Any way please come to my stand up show in the big apple this week end where i will talk more about my viral tweet.